UNO Norway x Reader

"Shit,I lost."You groaned to yourself,and slammed your head onto the table.On the other side,America was grinning.He shuffled the cards,and slammed the cards to the table.

"Another round?If you lose again,it'll be a free lunch~"America mocked you,and you glared at him.You could not lose.If you lost,America would drag you to MacDonald and empty your wallet.

You huffed."There is no way that I would lose,burger boy."You smirked when America looked confused,then understood that you had insulted him.Before he could protest,you silenced him by flicking a card onto the table.He got serious,and started playing.

Both of you had two cards in your hands left.Before you could kill America with a Draw Four,England flipped the table over.Both you and America glared at England."Iggy!"You both screamed.America threw his cards down and you gulped,thanking the gods that England flipped the table.A Draw Four and Draw Two lay on the table,beaming at you.Suddenly,the Draw Four and Red 8 in your hands seemed very weak.

"This is not the time to play UNO!There is something more important!"England roared,and started fuming.You frowned,wondering what was that important.

"Calm down,Iggy.You are as unrefined as ever,honhonhon."France grinned,and laughed creepily.Goosebumps rang out on your skin,and you started shivering.America pouted,and started a new game of UNO with you.

Besides you,Norway poked you gently with a pen."_______"

You flicked the pen away,not wanting to listen to Norway."Not now,Norge.I need to finish this battle with America."

He resumed his poking."This is important,________."

"What is more important than losing to America and spending my whole allowance on burgers?None,Norge.Unless you agree to pay,then it's a different story."You groaned,and glared at the American's cards.Was he hiding a lethal weapon there,and use it on you when you had one card left?

"Fine,if that is what you need to look at me."Norway replied,tugging at your sleeve.You turned to look at the head of the table,and noticed Germany pointing at your table.

Germany was fuming,and yelled out loud."England,America,_______ and France,out!If you have nothing to do but disturb the meeting,get out!"

You were kicked out of the meeting,and stood outside for an hour.While outside,you had learnt what England was talking about,and discovered that he started crying when he had found that there was no more tea left in the cabinet.America laughed at England,and you promised to import more tea to him to prevent him from killing America.

It seemed forever until the heavy oak doors opened,and countries started walking out.When you tried to leave,Germany tugged you back and started scolding you about the importance of respect.America was in dreamland,while England and France were busy shooting each other glares.

When the sermon finally ended,you walked to the table and started gathering your files.A slight tap on your shoulder startled you,and you turned to meet purple eyes.Norway was holding your bag,and you thanked him.

"That game...UNO?"He asked,and you grew confused."Is it...fun?"He wondered,and you felt your eyes popping out.He did not know how to play UNO?!

When he left,you grabbed his shoulders firmly."Norge,come to my house now.I need you to know UNO's rules."He looked confused,and started protesting.Seeing that he wasn't going to move,you slung him over your shoulder and went back home.

"That was so insulting..."Norway groaned,and you refused to apologize.If he had followed you earlier,you wouldn't have to carry him here.You started shuffling the deck,and pointed out the different cards and it's uses.After double checking with him that he knew the rules,you started the game.

"_______?If I win the game,can you be my girlfriend?"Norway asked you,and you choked.Wha...what?Be his girlfriend?You were fine with it as you had liked him a long time ago,but you wanted to tease him.

"If you win against me,I will consider it."You grinned,and your heart rate started doubling when you saw Norway smirk.You had the feeling that something was wrong,but you ignored it.

10 minutes later,you were frozen.You had lost,badly.How was it possible?He had just started learning the game!Before you could question him,he kissed your cheek."I won,_______.So,how about the answer?"He purred,and you shivered.

"Well..."Before you could reply,he gently cupped your cheek and started raining kisses on you.Unable to think clearly,you whispered "Yes." before you were pushed to the sofa.

"Huh?Norge doesn't know how to play UNO?"Finland asked.You nodded fiercely and Finland cocked his head,puzzled.

"That's strange..."Iceland continued."He should know how to play."

You frowned."No,he doesn't.He said so himself."

"Impossible."Denmark laughed."I used to play it with him when we were bored.And I must say,that brat sure knew how to play.After all,he won against every single game with the king of Northern Europe."

So...he knew how to play?Norway sat beside you suddenly,casually sipping coffee."Ah,you found out."

"That's cheating!"You yelled.

"No,that's not.You promised that you would be my girlfriend if I won.And I did.You didn't say that it was against the rules to know how to play UNO."He calmly replied,and you blushed.Well,that was true.

"Fine.I will be your girlfriend.But you could just ask me through normal ways."You replied,and your face grew red when he kissed you.

"It doesn't matter.What's important is that you are mine now."His possessive words made you blush tomato red.

"Go Norge!"Denmark cheered,and Finland started clapping.Sweden nodded his approval,and Iceland sank into the cushion.

"I can't believe that he used so many months to plan for this,stupid Aniki."